Belated Review: Go With the Flo by Lillian Grant

Nineties girl Florence Spring joined Avon to find her Edward Scissorhands but instead needs to rescue his porno alter ego.

When Florence notices her eccentric ex-boyfriend, Eddie, isn’t putting on his usual show in the front window on Friday night she decides to investigate. She asks her best friend, Nelson Tyler, to help but he seems more interested in seducing Florence than in finding her personal flasher.

Florence has no idea when she embarks on the adventure she will accidentally shoot an undercover policeman, or that her actions will lead to Nelson’s kidnapping. Now with two men missing she has no choice but to continue and thwart the plans of a psychotic soon to be divorcee. She needs to rescue Nelson because life without him is unbearable, especially since she’s discovered his long sensitive fingers are far more erotic than scissorhands.

Usually, I am very punctual, so I must apologize for the lateness of this review posting. Some of you may know that I no longer had internet, and for other reasons that I won’t mention here, I was unable to connect until today. That being said, on with the review!

Go With the Flo was a downright entertaining mix of Romance and Suspense. I loved every bit of it. Florence’s character is easy to relate to. She has a job she doesn’t like, a creepy flasher giving her unwanted attention, and a best friend– soon to be boyfriend –whom her parents don’t approve of. When the flasher disappears, she decides to track him down, concerned that something awful might have happened to him.

Meanwhile, her long-time friendship with Nelson deepens. She tries to ignore his advances in an effort to find Eddie before it’s too late, but how much longer can she resist him?

With the majority of books that I read, my “editor brain” kicks in, and I find issue with plot points, errors, or other such things– even when it comes to novels published by big publishing houses. Go With the Flo had none of the weaknesses I have spotted in other novels. I think that it deserves more recognition, and I hope the author is able to reach wider audiences. What a delightful book! The author’s sense of humor is especially prevalent, and readers will find themselves smiling and giggling throughout Florence’s adventures.

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Check Out Time on Kickstarter

Marketing is the most costly aspect of publishing a book. Due to this fact, I have been unable to market my latest novel, Check Out Time, as effectively as I would like to. So I decided to try Kickstarter! An author friend, Kate Policani, had great luck with it, so I am following her example.

Kickstarter is a wonderful website where dreams are funded. Through Kickstarter, and the kind donations of friends, readers, and writers, I hope to raise $500 to market Check Out Time.

If I reach my goal, I plan to book a blog tour through Partners in Crime Virtual Book Tours. Whatever is left over will be put toward other online book tour companies.

For more information, and to help back my project, please click here.

Backers will of course be rewarded with wonderful goodies!

I truly appreciate your help. If you cannot donate, please tell your friends. Thank you, everyone!

The Hero Blog Hop: Alexis Nevid tells it like it is

Meet Alexis Nevid, private detective, and somewhat reluctant hero. Here she is, sitting at the Coral Reef Tavern, enjoying her favorite refreshment, whiskey on the rocks.

Alexis is a loner, but she has one good friend: Frank Gibson of the Witchfire Police Department. In Check Out Time, she is introduced as a somewhat mysterious woman of Native American descent, with a penchant for Cuban cigars.

She spends a lot of time in her little rented office, her feet propped up on the scratched surface of her desk, amid stacks of papers and piles of books. This is where she is introduced to readers, calmly waiting for an investigation to “fall into her lap”. When Spencer Whellaby, wealthy store owner, bursts into her office and asks for her help, she is thrown aback to discover that he wants to her to investigate a suicide.

Interestingly, I never meant for Alexis to become an important character. But I absolutely love her– she is tough, and she tells it like it is. She is reluctant to get involved in the lives of others, but she is strangely drawn to Naomi Vogler, the main character of Check Out Time, whose sad story touches Alexis’s heart.

Meet Alexis Nevid in my latest Mystery release, Check Out Time. I have a feeling she will be returning in future works. After all, although Alexis has a habit of disappearing when she wants to, she tends to reemerge when we least expect it.

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Enjoy this short excerpt of Check Out Time . . . .

When Alexis didn’t want to be noticed, she had a talent for disappearing. As the sounds of the night settled in and bats fluttered in the overhang, Alexis sunk into the bench and became a statue—a part of the shadows. When the time came, she would be ready.

No one seemed the notice the dark shadow on the corner of a bench until it began to move, straighten, and become a human being. The night crew turned collectively and saw Alexis emerge from the darkness, smooth and snake-like, much like some denizen from another world.

“Where’d you come from?” Keith asked.

“I’ve been here,” Alexis explained. “I’ve been waiting.”

“Not for this . . . I mean, you didn’t know the power was going to go out, did you?”

“You’re quick, Mr. Ryan. I had a pretty good idea something was going to happen, but I didn’t know what. Now, if you’ll excuse me.” Alexis pulled a nine-millimeter out of a holster on her belt. “I believe there’s something in there waiting for me.”

“What’s going on?”

“I’ll tell you later.” Alexis walked toward the front door.

Thank you to my dear friend Brian’s father, Michael, for taking the Halloween photo of me and immortalizing Alexis.

Who’s your favorite hero? Reply to this blog post with your name and email. You will be entered to win a digital copy of Check Out Time. Good luck!

Beginning July 27 and ending on the 31, over 100 authors and bloggers will share their favorite things about heroes. And everyone is doing a giveaway, including me!

We have THREE grand prizes. You as a reader can go to EACH blog and comment with your email address and be entered to win. Yep, you can enter over 100 times!

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Author Blog-In: Check Out Time by Rosa Sophia

Kate Policani, author of The Lustre, is hosting this fantastic blog-in! Today, I’m sharing an excerpt from my latest release, Check Out Time. Buy Check Out Time on Amazon, and remember to “like” my author page on Facebook.

Check Out Time: Retail is Murder

A Mystery novel by Rosa Sophia

Naomi Vogler blames herself for her mother’s tragic death, continually reliving the accident in her nightmares. When she reconnects with her estranged father, he invites her to live with him in a little town called Witchfire. A simple job stocking shelves overnight at a local grocery store seems a perfect distraction. But when the manager of the store is found dead in the boiler room, Naomi’s boring job becomes something much more complicated. No matter how she looks at it, one thing is certain: retail is murder.

Harmless admirer, or worse . . . ?

“Somebody busted my car window.”

“What?” Roy exclaimed.

“I don’t know why or what happened; I guess they were trying to find something to steal.” Even as she said this, Naomi was staring into the car windows. The stereo was still there. This struck her as odd, because she had recently installed a brand new system. Even her CD collection remained, which she had left on the passenger seat.

“I’ll get the tow truck and be there in a few minutes,” Roy said. “Will you be okay?”

“Yeah. Oliver said he would hang out with me until you got here.”

“All right. See you soon.”

Naomi hung up her cell phone and slipped it into her pocket. “I can’t believe this,” she mumbled brokenly. “I just got this thing fixed and somebody broke into it. It must have happened when hardly anyone was here. We wouldn’t have heard anything from inside. My God—I can’t believe nobody heard the window break.”

Oliver walked over to the car and peeked in the window. “If you broke into a car, wouldn’t you try to steal an expensive stereo system?” he asked, echoing Naomi’s thoughts.

She shrugged. “Maybe it was just before the cops got here last night. Maybe whoever it was saw them and freaked out.”

“Can you think of anything else you might have taken with you to work?”
Naomi thought for a moment. “Not really. Except . . . .”

“What?”

“The photo album I was going to show you.” The night had been so busy, she had forgotten about it.

“Oh!” Oliver exclaimed. “Your vacation pictures.” Oliver looked into the back seat.
“Where’s the album?”

Naomi spent the next few minutes looking under some things in the back seat, searching underneath the seats and even checking the trunk, but she didn’t find the photo album. She thought of the man in the blue shirt. She thought of the date she had made for Saturday night. Naomi gulped. “Oh my God,” she mumbled. “The album’s gone.”

“Did you forget to bring it?” Oliver asked nervously.

Naomi slammed the back door. Some pieces of glass fell from the remains of the driver’s side window. “No, I distinctly remember putting it on the seat next to me when I got in the car,” Naomi stammered. “Whoever broke into my car must have stolen my photo album! Don’t you see what this means?”

“Oh, shit.” Oliver didn’t want to say it, but he was thinking it. Maybe she really does have a stalker.

Writers: What’s the most annoying question you’ve ever been asked about your work?

For me, the most annoying question is, “How much of your novel is autobiographical?”

If Taking 1960 were autobiographical, I would be a tormented artist with psychotic relatives, and an apparent talent for solving decade-old serial murder cases.

If Check Out Time were autobiographical, I would be a somewhat homely girl with admirably large biceps, grease stains under her fingernails, steel-toed boots, and a dog named Diesel.

I am not either of these characters, and it grows tiresome when people continually confuse my life with my fiction. I know this happens to other authors. I attended a book talk once where the author was discussing her stories, which were loosely based on events in her childhood. In the book, the character’s father was a negligent drunkard (or something to that effect) and people in the author’s family were wondering if she was slyly revealing long-kept family secrets.

In a way, the confusion can be a compliment. Perhaps I have created such a believable world that people can’t help but think it’s an expression of my own life.

It does cause problems, though. When my mother first read the book, she was very upset, and wanted to know why I had killed her off. It took a lot of explaining to make her realize that Naomi is not me, and Naomi’s mother is not my mother. I pointed out some very large differences: Naomi’s mother is curvaceous, short-haired, and enjoys baking cookies. My mother is none of these things.

How much of Check Out Time is real?

Well, mostly just my experiences. Initially, I came up with the concept when I was working overnight in a grocery store, and when I had just met my dad again in 2008. I made up Naomi, gave her some of my interests, and gave her a few situations that I was familiar with.

To me, “write what you know” means “write the sorts of things that you’re familiar with.” I think some people take the phrase too seriously. Especially with fiction, people wonder if the author experienced the same things as the main character, or if the main character is based on them.

For example, the latest gossip centers around E.L. James and Fifty Shades of Grey. Everyone keeps whispering, “You’d have to know a lot about that stuff in order to write it.”

So, does E.L. James have a BDSM dungeon in her basement? Maybe.

Did anything in Check Out Time really happen? Most of it didn’t.

Writers: What’s the most annoying question you’ve ever been asked about your work? 

Have you ever written anything with a particular goal in mind, only to have readers interpret it completely differently? How did this affect you? 

Leave a comment: I would love to hear your thoughts!

Happy Fourth of July!

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Naomi Vogler blames herself for her mother’s tragic death, continually reliving the accident in her nightmares.  When she reconnects with her estranged father, he invites her to live with him in a little town called Witchfire.  A simple job stocking shelves overnight at a local grocery store seems a perfect distraction.  But when the manager of the store is found dead in the boiler room, Naomi’s boring job becomes something much more complicated.  No matter how she looks at it, one thing is certain: retail is murder.

What the readers have to say . . . .

“Ms. Sophia weaved the events of the story together well, constantly keeping me guessing how things would end. Although I would have enjoyed more character development, the idea behind the book was very good. Ms. Sophia is a promising young author who has a talent for developing a story.” — Author Shelly Hickman

“Absolutely recommend this to any mystery lover.” — Author Jamie Woodhead

Remember to leave a comment! You may win a digital copy of Check Out Time.

Happy Fourth of July!

Readers: I’d love to hear from you!

I am currently looking for readers who may be interested in reviewing Check Out Time. I am in need of reviews posted on Amazon and Barnes & Noble. If you are interested, please leave a comment on this post, or email me at: author.rosa.sophia@gmail.com

I will provide you with a FREE digital copy of Check Out Time if you are willing to review it.

I would love to hear what my readers think!

My book tour at Shades of Rose Marketing began this week. Check out my Author Spotlights on Ella Jade’s website, and Patricia Bates’s Of Ink and Quille.